Tony
Carpal tunnel level member
- Location
- Lancaster, PA
Sometimes I see the funnies things on the way to the post office!

First, some backstory. This "removal" started week before last. It is a silver maple (Acer saccharinum). Say 65 feet (19 m), formerly topped, but a long time ago (25+ years) A large tree, but not extraordinary for the area or species. I will not comment as to what it was being removed. I really do not know . If it survived last winter's ice storms it should be good for quite awhile as it was an exceptional brutal winter on trees around here!
I know I have you all at a bit of a disadvantage. I see this tree frequently so have a before pic in my head. However, let's play a game! Find the signs of incompetence. Just to start fair I'll give you the total lack of PPE!
Scroll down for the answer!

We will start clockwise, lower left.
1) I know it is hard to see, but this used to be a lamp post light. Bit mangled now!
2) Trust me these wires were whole with no splices before this "job" started. Do you know how hard it is to break three strand? Believe me, it's tough stuff
3) When your ground crew is incapable and/or unwilling to tie knots, they can always ascend a ladder (hidden from view on back of tree) and hand you your saw. File that under "new" trick!
4) Again you have to trust me but week before last the roof was unblemished.
The pull line in the picture was for the next piece down. Did not go quite as planned. Still editing that video.
For reference sake I give you the following assessment of this tree removal. A good three man crew, aerial lift, log truck, 18" chipper, some skill and professionalism would have this tree down and out 9 hour day including drive time. Throw a crane in there and your done raking by 1300 hrs.
Can you find anymore?
Tony

First, some backstory. This "removal" started week before last. It is a silver maple (Acer saccharinum). Say 65 feet (19 m), formerly topped, but a long time ago (25+ years) A large tree, but not extraordinary for the area or species. I will not comment as to what it was being removed. I really do not know . If it survived last winter's ice storms it should be good for quite awhile as it was an exceptional brutal winter on trees around here!
I know I have you all at a bit of a disadvantage. I see this tree frequently so have a before pic in my head. However, let's play a game! Find the signs of incompetence. Just to start fair I'll give you the total lack of PPE!
Scroll down for the answer!

We will start clockwise, lower left.
1) I know it is hard to see, but this used to be a lamp post light. Bit mangled now!
2) Trust me these wires were whole with no splices before this "job" started. Do you know how hard it is to break three strand? Believe me, it's tough stuff
3) When your ground crew is incapable and/or unwilling to tie knots, they can always ascend a ladder (hidden from view on back of tree) and hand you your saw. File that under "new" trick!
4) Again you have to trust me but week before last the roof was unblemished.
The pull line in the picture was for the next piece down. Did not go quite as planned. Still editing that video.
For reference sake I give you the following assessment of this tree removal. A good three man crew, aerial lift, log truck, 18" chipper, some skill and professionalism would have this tree down and out 9 hour day including drive time. Throw a crane in there and your done raking by 1300 hrs.
Can you find anymore?
Tony
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