Modded saw with dull chains!

[Stephen Moore]

Don't you love that 6 am Saturday logging show 100 yards up the road, with an idiot and his modded saw, taking what seems like an eternity to buck a 20 inch tree into firewood? A healthy tree with a fine mist of powder and steam coming out of a trench burned into it. I offer him a steak knife and a quick lesson on how to sharpen his chain, he tells me to flack off! I remind him that it's Saturday and maybe 8am would seem reasonable? He's oblivious as to what I mean. I said no problem dude, carry on! What dildo doesn't know is I have a hot saw with a pipe that will be aimed directly at his trailer Sunday morning at 6am! I will have to appologize to the entire neighborhood for my outburst but I think they understand - it needs to be done!

 

[hseII]

Don't you love that 6 am Saturday logging show 100 yards up the road, with an idiot and his modded saw, taking what seems like an eternity to buck a 20 inch tree into firewood? A healthy tree with a fine mist of powder and steam coming out of a trench burned into it. I offer him a steak knife and a quick lesson on how to sharpen his chain, he tells me to flack off! I remind him that it's Saturday and maybe 8am would seem reasonable? He's oblivious as to what I mean. I said no problem dude, carry on! What dildo doesn't know is I have a hot saw with a pipe that will be aimed directly at his trailer Sunday morning at 6am! I will have to appologize to the entire neighborhood for my outburst but I think they understand - it needs to be done!

As a fellow Ported Saw Owner,

Please Video this.

 

[Stephen Moore]

As a fellow Ported Saw Owner,

Please Video this.

You know, I just might do that!

 

[hseII]

You know, I just might do that!

Dew It!!

 

[flyingsquirrel25]

I’ve had contract climbers bring their saw to jobs and they are dull. Painful to watch, all I can do is offer my saw... they are always amazed! “What’s this? Modded?” Nope just a sharp chain!
I always set their saw farther away then mine so when they ask for a bigger saw, oh I’ll send you mine!

 

[Tom Dunlap]

When my nephew was about 4 his shoelaces were loose. I suggested that he tie them tighter. While he was doing that he said that he couldn't wait to get Velcro shoes. I asked him why he didn't have them. He said that he couldn't have velcro shoes until he learned to keep his shoes tied

Seems to fit here...

 

[Stephen Moore]

It’s funny to watch home owners polish their way through a tree! It’s maddening to see a tree worker do it. I can tell immediately an experienced saw operator by the way he or she bucks and limbs a downed tree. Inexperienced guys tend to always cut down on the bottom of the bar, they drive their chain into the dirt! Experience operators tend to hang their saw and back bar, not cut all the way through and roll it over!
I can go several tanks of gas and barely need to touch my chain, a new guy will rock this crap out of it. It ain’t a rototiller dude, it’s a revolving set of chisels.