familytree is 28 Today!

Why's that Jim? Ed has a huge man crush on me. If his post is anything like the card on the roses that he had sent to the jobsite this afternoon, I think y'all would be suprised with how sentimental my big ol snuggie bear can be.
 
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Happy Birthday!

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Sorry all your porn references are getting deleted! I can't imagine why!

-Tom

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once again I am too hot for tv.

And I don't think you're allowed to say the p word on Treebuzz, or be extremely handsome and funny. Double strike for me
 
Thanks to all for the birthday wishes. It's great to see that I've touched (both physically and emotionally, you know who you are) so many of you out there with my incessant rants about myself, my good looks, my well maintained man mame and my smallest amount of treecare knowledge (if you can call it that)

I'm lucky to have friends and enemies like you in my life. I feel truely blessed

Now that that's out of the way, I hope you all choke on cake.
 
Dear Marc Powell,


It was probably less than a year ago when I realized that I hate you with every fiber in my body. Mostly it's because of your ratty hair with split ends, but also it has a lot to do with the fact that you are not a cool guy.

Now that you are about to become a daddy, like me, I can only hope that your child throws up on you more than my child did, or that your wife will nag you more than my wife about spending too much time at work.

How do I hate thee? Let me count the ways:


1. Your name. Mark should be spelled with a "k". Your name isn't. Gay.

2. Your truck. Everyone knows Ford is better than Chevy. Except you.

3. Your face. Why did they have to make all those GIECO commercials about your people?

4. The voicemail on your phone. Also gay.

5. The way you text message all the time. Way too long, and you don't use enough abbreviations. Tending towards gay.

6. Your pathetic allegiance to Major League Baseball. Go take a Geritol, old man Powell.

7. Your aversion to lists of any kind. This one is turning out to be epic.

8. The fact that you have only sent me one premium climbing saddle as a token of your affection is a source of unending stress for me. Generally, my suitors send me monthly gifts to try to win me over. You failed due to lack of effort.

9. I hate that I am making a list of the reasons why I hate you so much.



So that's it in a nutshell. I hope you have a great birthday, and you drink 2 shots and get sick and pass out in your loser truck. I just hope your "friends" don't draw a penis on your forehead tonight.


Love, your pal forever,

SZ
 
Stephan.

You are nothing but a sweaty old treecare salesman without me and you damn well know it.

I remind you of the person you wish you were before the double bacon cheeseburger (you call them dbc's because your high cholesterol levels make you much too weak to completely say full sentences) took over your life, made you gain 60 pounds. I'm the guy you wish you could be, your total opposite. Great looking, beautiful hair, damn beautiful hair. I mean, really really good looking hair. My hair is really nice I guess is the point I'm getting at.

Anyway, what was I talking about?

Ah never mind. Ive got some conditioning And brushing to do.
 
Marc, I hate to break this to you but most folks don't think hairy backs are all that attractive... especially when the hair is mangy sort of reddish brown.

You should focus on your cute, flabby little muffin top... I think you'll get more attention that way.
 
Oh blinky, you poor misguided man. I was going to cut off a bit of my hair for you to put under that baseball cap of yours so that you could feel alive but you've squashed that my friend.

And I know your not calling me hairy you silver back son of a (settle down marc, the moderators are watching. They are always watching. Take ten deep breaths and think of something positive to say)

blinky. You aren't nearly as old as you look. (attaboy marc. Kill em with kindness)
 
I was going to wish you happy birfday but I am totally put off by your self reference. I find it ridiculous that you have the arrogance of Sampson concerning your hair. Everyone here except you knows that you do have kind hair.....the kind that grows on a dog's nuts.
 
Question for all??? Since he is laying claim as the father, Will I still have to pay child support????

Blinky don't worry man, he likes his hair, but his girl likes Bald Men!!!!
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