Knot story

[Tom Dunlap]

A piece of line goes into a tavern.

The tavernkeeper looks him over and says, "Are you a piece of line?"

"Yes," was the answer.

"We don't serve line in here."

The piece of line leaves in a huff.

A week later the same piece of line goes into the same tavern.

The tavernkeeper looks him over and says once again, "Are you a piece of line?"

"Yes, was the answer, again.

"We don't serve line in here."

The piece of line leaves in a huff.

Two weeks later the same piece of line goes into the same tavern, but ducks into the head. He cuts himself in half, ties himself
together and the frizzies his line ends.

The tavernkeeper looks him over and says, Are you a piece of line?"


ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?

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"No, I'm a frayed knot."

"Oh, then have a drink."

This is a joke best told to those who can worm, parcel, and serve.

 

[Kevin]

For those that don't get it ...I'm afraid not.
That's a GROANER Tom, you're going to get gonged!
Remember the GONG show?

 

[tod_k]

Are you scared when you climb? No but my ropes frayed

 

[Tom Dunlap]

At least I didn't title the thread "Knot joke"

Of course its a groaner! Give me the Gong.

Tom

 

[Kevin]

GONG

 

[Gord]

then there's the old "Ever seen a Dragon Bowline?"

"No."

proceed to tie regular bowline, pull along ground until sucker groans (draggin' bowline.)

 

[Gord]

then there's the old "Know how to tie a Dragon Bowline?"


No.

proceed to tie regular bowline, pull along ground until sucker groans. (draggin' bowline)