J...I came across this biner probably 5-6 years ago...it's a running gag.
Do you really think that I haven't thought about the use of a double gate 'anchor' biner?
When I talked with Denny Moorehouse/ISC he agreed he could make it...but...to what end? Is there a market? He, and I, didn't think so.
YOu can find the same solution using a double sheave pulley and an available biner.