Life in the temperate zone...

JeffGu

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Umm... when exactly is/was the time of the orangutan? I mean, was it just the one time, or a bunch of times? Is there a YouTube video of the incident?
 

JD3000

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Who am I kidding...any novel I write would just degenerate to Scrooge McDuck leading an armada of coked-up cyborg tiger sharks attacking Tokyo or something...movie rights may be the key there. Especially if we have a scene with teenage Tokyo school girls with Hello Kitty backpacks fleeing the robo sharks with blood lust in their metallic eyes...I think I've struck gold! Kubrick eat your heart out
 

JeffGu

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Poor Stanley. Put out of work by a guy who names alien species after various fungi and manages to insert scantily clad Japanese schoolgirls into every other scene.

Here's another great idea from firearms makers...

hello-kitty-pistol.jpg

Because we all know that Hello Kitty semi-auto handguns are easily distinguished from toys by the kiddies.
 

JD3000

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No...been more like turning yard work into a fun game...run them hard at the park and then hot dogs and Doritos for dinner kinda day.

" Dad can I..."
"Yep."

"Dad can we..."
"Yep."

"Dad..."
"Yep."

Alright, bed time. Dad has a game to watch...

And the beer flowed like wine.
 

JD3000

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Burn the house down yet with the Indoor Holiday Fireworks Spectacular?
No but there was almost a tricycle down the stairs incident...

"Jack, where are you going with that?

"Upstairs Daddy!"

"Uhm...no. How bout we go outside again?"
 

JeffGu

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Hopefully, one of those things he agreed to let them do wasn't using the soil injection equipment to give the dog an enema.

I once made the grievous mistake of showing my boys how to make a flamethrower using a can of cheap hairspray from the dollar store and a butane lighter. The next day, they managed to burn down a sizeable section of scrub and brush along a local creek. Luckily, they had the fire out by the time the fire department arrived. They avoided any serious consequences when the police hauled them and their friends down to the police station, leaving their bicycles (four of them) along the creek. Of course, all the bicycles were stolen. I went down and asked what part of the whole incident required abandoning the bikes and costing myself and the other parents the money to replace them? Wasn't room for them in the trunks of the cop cars or the back of the paddy wagon? They got off with just having to write a paper about why you shouldn't burn up the creek bed, risking Smokey The Bear's life and polluting a creek that the sewage plant dumps into.

Live and learn.
 

JD3000

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using the soil injection equipment to give the dog an enema.
No but they did have fun smashing old pumpkins and fallen apples into the veggie garden. Throwing some of said apples at the neighbor's cat may have also happened while I had my back turned.

Now wondering what affect pressurized humic substances, mycorrhizal fungi, Bascillus subtillus and others in the same genus would have on a poor unsuspecting mammal's colon? Not good I suspect
 

evo

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No but they did have fun smashing old pumpkins and fallen apples into the veggie garden. Throwing some of said apples at the neighbor's cat may have also happened while I had my back turned.

Now wondering what affect pressurized humic substances, mycorrhizal fungi, Bascillus subtillus and others in the same genus would have on a poor unsuspecting mammal's colon? Not good I suspect
you on to something.. Fungal/probiotic colonics
 
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