A Festivus for the Rest of Us

JD3000

Most well-known member
My boys would love it.

Reminds me of what Rick Moranis turned into near the end of Ghostbusters
 
Last edited:

JeffGu

Well-Known Member
I'm heating up a couple of those 10 for $4 cheapass Bag O' Burritos from the frozen crap department at Wally World. Excuse me, while I hang myself.

Oh, wait... the inlaws are having us over for dinner tomorrow. I better put that off, on the slim chance that it's edible. Of course, if the step-mother-in-law is having her whacko, vegan relatives over and there's tofu involved... well, I'm thinking a mass killing and then hang myself. Sheesh, I should just stay home and drink.
 

JD3000

Most well-known member
That would be my suggestion... Mass murder sounds more entertaining however. At least for those of us watching the news.

Here's the remnants of dinner No. 2
2 hams and I don't know how many pans of potatoes and bowls of shrimp.
 

Attachments

JeffGu

Well-Known Member
Got my Xmas cards all printed up...

fuck-it-santa-claus.jpg

Yeah, same as last year's cards... but, a guy hates to break from tradition during these touchy-feely holidays like Xmas, Valentine's Day and Talk Like A Pirate Day.

This year, I think I'm just going to give gift certificates... from like, Starbucks, Walmart, Abigail's Abortion Clinic, Chester & Sons Mortuary, and the local adult book store.
 

JeffGu

Well-Known Member
I feel special. I feel pretty. I feel like dancing!

No, really... you didn't get me that Lamborghini Aventador that I wanted?
 
Top